10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Why not, when some because there are three.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders