10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."