10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant