10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders