10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword