10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"