10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.