10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.