10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.