10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."