10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is for fat, American losers.