10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm