10 Random Poker Quotes

Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
in the poker game of life women are the rake