10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."