10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson