10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for loners.