10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth