10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?