10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.