10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
 - I don't want to be called a good loser.  A good loser is still a loser.  
-Stu Unger
 - "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
 - How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw?  -Jdoe
 - In the game of life, women are the rake.  - Worm
 - "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play."  -Dan Reed
 - No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
 - Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
 - All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
 - I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.