10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi