10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.