10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.