10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.