10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.