10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.