10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"