10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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