10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.