10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--