10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.