10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.