10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak