10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth