10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.