10 Random Poker Quotes

Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
in the poker game of life women are the rake