10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen