10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen