10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• It's Free To Fold...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT