10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth