10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.