10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm