10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)