10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)