10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"