10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for loners.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."