10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!