10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.