10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike