10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach